What is a catchy slogan for a brochure on the temperate woodlands.?

Im doing a brochure project for biology and need a slogan to sell the temperate woodlands to a organization. Please help.|||You can't sell the temperate woodlands! I won't let you! Even if you come up with some catchy slogan like 'temperate woodlands: they sure beat the hell out of desert wastelands'.|||Sewer treatment waste dump. Great shopping mall location. Condominium life style location. Industrial Zone. Land tract housing., ect.